Carmen Vallone — a stand-up comic with a happily twisted perspective on everyday life — will share his stories about why he wants to start smoking, the best places to be homeless and what it's like to be a dolphin trainer this weekend at Chadwick's Pub in the Rogue Regency Inn, 2300 Biddle Road, Medford. Vallone will present shows at 9 p.m. Friday and Saturday, July 31 and Aug. 1. Cover is $8. Call 282-2122.

Carmen Vallone — a stand-up comic with a happily twisted perspective on everyday life — will share his stories about why he wants to start smoking, the best places to be homeless and what it's like to be a dolphin trainer this weekend at Chadwick's Pub in the Rogue Regency Inn, 2300 Biddle Road, Medford. Vallone will present shows at 9 p.m. Friday and Saturday, July 31 and Aug. 1. Cover is $8. Call 282-2122.