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Robert Galvin

Letting RG the Cat Guy rest easy

The Head of the Household and I had something in common the other morning … … we both woke up sleeping on my side. I blinked my way to consciousness facing the ...

The task at hand is a work in progress

There’s a cardboard box — 8 x 6 x 4, for those of you scoring at home — that is tucked away in the left-hand corner of the floor in our kitchen pantry. It has b...

Patience is a virt— oh, just get on with it

The frozen chicken pot pie — with “crust made from cauliflower!” — was starting to melt as I watched the shopper in front of me unload far too many purchases on...

Isn’t it about time we cleared the air?

What do you mean ME ... where the heck have YOU been? I don’t know about you — well, that is, beyond the details in the dossiers I’m cc’d on from the lizar...

Who am I ... and why am I here?

The results of the 2020 United States Census were released this week … which means two things: A) The next few weeks will be filled with number-crunching storie...

RG the Cat Guy’s nine lives of cat tales

Today, August 8, has been designated as International Cat Day — a notion scoffed at by our current Head of the Household, who believes that this celebration fal...

It’s just enough to push our buttons

This is a message for Karen Brown. I am not Karen Brown. We have been trying to contact you … I am not Karen Brown. … regarding an urgent matter t...

Sweating out a single degree of separation

As much as it pains me to do so, we are compelled today to begin with a bit of basic math. No … you cannot run screaming for the exits. Your restraints are lock...

A broken premise, etched in tears

The Husband and a couple of friends are preoccupied with a game of high-stakes beer pong — the loser has to strip naked and run around the living room — when Th...

Trapped in a cell of my own device

“Soon, I shall have at my disposal the sort of portable “smart” technology that has succeeded only in making society dumber by morphing the majority of its ...

RG the Cat Guy can’t handle the tooth

If you go ogle “cat attitude study” on your closest search engine, within a minute you are greeted with 29,100,000 results — all ready to tell you (especially i...

Since you asked, we’ll attempt an answer

We interrupt your regular programming to lend a hand over at Since You Asked World Headquarters, where there appears to have been a glitch at the vast Question ...

Making the most of killing time

Word of mouth is a tricky business in the age of modern technology … and not only because you know longer need your mouth to immediately spread the word. If you...