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Movies: In Review


145;The Libertine&

revels in the depravity and debauchery of 17th-century England

One critic wrote that &

The Libertine&

is the antidote for those ubiquitous, sanitized period films, &

Pride and Prejudice&

being the most recent example, movies filled with well-scrubbed characters, all possessing glowing complexions and radiant, white smiles.

Well, if the intent is to take the gleaming patina of 17th-century England and reveal its decidedly dark side, then &

The Libertine&

succeeds in spades. This film is about depravity and debauchery, about unrestrained wallowing in muddy streets of London and as well as countless syphilitic brothels and alcoholic pubs. The audience is reminded for two hours that to have lived in England in the mid-1600s was to live in a time when the streets of London were a bilious collection of garbage and rats, and people did the best they could to cope with ghastly sanitation, both personal and public. Just one reminder: the toothbrush wasn&

t invented until the 19th century. OK, one more: those strange, cascading wigs worn by men and women surely covered scabrous pates that hadn&

t seen serious soap or water for months on end.


The Libertine&

chronicles the life of John Wilmot, aka the Earl of Rochester (Johnny Depp), the year is 1678, the monarch on the throne of England is Charles II. Wilmot is youthful, a hugely gifted writer, married to a long-suffering wife, and a member of Charles&

court. But this is a film not about redemption or creativity, but about squandering talent, and days spent in an abyss of hedonistic pursuits and bacchanalian romps, hang the consequences. All is dark and dreary, rain drenched and endlessly depressing.

As well, the narrative is precariously thin &

something to do with angst and ennui and, more likely, the stifling boredom of the privileged. Maybe. Scenes are sustained by staged monologues using language meant to obfuscate rather than connect. Nothing seems to make any sense and Wilmot is so depraved that it&

s impossible to care a wit about his life or his ignoble death. There are moments when he appears to have slept for days in a coffin.


s no wonder that this film sat on a shelf for over a year before its release, even with Johnny Depp in the lead role: that would be the wonderful Jack Sparrow aka Edward Scissorhands.

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